Thursday, December 13, 2012

Santa

Last night Santa Claus gave me a condom. I guess I know what I'm getting for Christmas...

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  1. Sex with Santa? :)

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  2. Yea, Santa called me last night and said he mixed the stuff- condom was for him and vaseline was for You :D

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  3. Ahhh, you're gonna fuck with Timo :) (not such a Christmas present since I gues you fuck everyday)

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    1. it IS a present because now HE gonna fuck Timo,
      not TIMO will fuck him
      See the difference?

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  4. fuck! your Santa must be desperate and frustrated... watch out for hemorrhoids! lol

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  5. Jani! :) I read that you have written some song/songs with Mr. T for "Nemesis". That is so great! I just wondered if you are able to tell us which song you have done with him... :)

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    1. Soundi.fi ;)
      so, is it true? I hope so, 'cause I love your lyrics. :)

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    2. At this point I think we all wonder if Heaven's come to earth <3

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    3. Thank you Jani! :) But if it is not said in the end of "your" song, you must tell us which song was it ;)

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    4. Unbreakable must be Jani´s. Sounds like the Swedish Eurovision song and a little bit of U96 club bizarre.. recognizable! :)

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  6. i found this t-shirt today...lol, you was the first i remember on

    http://www.helvetin16.com/index.php/ilovemypenis.html

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  7. Are you gonna marry somebody?? Uuh lucky you...

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    1. I don't think that "marry" is the right verb, but whatever :) good for him.

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    2. Where the hell did you get that? I don't think anyone in their right mind would marry me, and I don't blame them for it either :)

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    3. uff all your fans would like to marry you....

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  8. Not fair, I only got a cheap candy...

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  9. You've been a good boy this year, Santa will give you what you deserve, ho ho ho!

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    1. tío grande,hay que cogerte con pinzas?? :))

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    2. What? Como que cogerme con pinzas? eso no tiene sentido

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